Wiggy Piggy!

Wigs have always triggered my fancy. They are extremely interesting accessories; they can be very amusing to study. The ones I have seen are all so badly designed and fit so horribly, I wonder how people walk around with enough self esteem to muster. I saw a fluffy one today sticking out above the head like a badly designed hairy halo. Then I remembered the stick to scalp variety, the ones that are plastered and thin and look like you parted your hair with the sole purpose of wanting to look like you had a bad terrible day and messed your hair just to show how frustrated you are. Then of course, the funny fly away kind of wig that looks like even a soft blow of air from the mouth will tug it off the head and will leave a sorry scalp behind. Why can’t the researchers and the scientists do something about wigs and not just hair weaving, what about the poor souls that can’t afford it and what about people like us who have to tolerate these eye sores that really hurt the eyes. Please good lord, HELP!