Comic Entertainment!

I have never ever done anything the way it’s supposed to be done, ever! Ulta only, upside down! I can never manage to be a sophisticate all the way; I am one bloody big blunder buss. Sounds ultra cool, to be like this constant walking talking entertainment package, but trust me, it gets to you at times.

A very cool, confident walk in a sexy dress down the stairs, is ruined because you trip up and fall on your bloody nose and are so embarrassed, but you laugh like no tomorrow, as there is no other way you have ever dealt with falls, you laugh at yourself, get up and grimace at the pain and laugh some more. The whole effect is utterly messed up.

Talk about the time I put on my high heeled dancing shoes, forget dance I could not walk four steps in a row without tripping. Sir had to make me walk up and down the room with a book on my head to try and make my walk in the heels look fairly normal. They are horrid, high heels I mean, they give you pain in your back all the way down to your ankles and they make you trip.

Imagine, I was so high on air, that in a packed house party, when I was the best dressed, and I was anchoring, I clung onto a pole and was hanging down into the dance floor with one hand holding the pole the other on the mike and my whole body was precariously leaning out onto the floor below.

I am not really proud of a lot of things I have done and if I have a crazed image attached to myself, it is purely and solely because of my own amazing ability to mess up. From kitchens to beaches not a single place I have ever been to can complain that it was dull, I was always tripping or falling or messing up somehow or the other.

I am still hoping that someday it will vanish and I can manage to be very cool calm and sophisticated without trying so hard, or I will just resign to my fate and sign it off like one of those things that never ever will work the way you want it to.